Sometimes more than five times in a sentence!
Sweet Jesus, I say fuck more than 5 times in a half hour!!
Leonor Fini - Red Vision
This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.
Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.
LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.
This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)
Check out my super sweet new kicks!! And yes, I have nothing better to do at work than take pictures of my shoes :)
Those are sweet shoes! I shall be stealing them from you shortly, muwahahaha! Seriously though, get back to work. :D
I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up…